BrainStorm, n.: A storm consisting of many branes.

Config file format:

~/tmp {
  image/jpeg {
    handler = lol;
  }
  image/png {
    handler = rmshatesgifs;
  }
  audio/* {
    handler = convertoogg.pl;
  }
}
~/torrents {
  application/x-bittorrent {
    handler = torrentstuff;
    handler = onoesfirstfailed;
  }
}
~/drop {
  recurse = false;
  * {
     handler = movetostoragedir.rb;
  }
}